Episodes
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Our adventure begins with the Grandmothers, a footnoted sister, more mounted heads than fireplaces (which is saying something), and some thick-ass man-thighs.
As we make our way through French history, we'll learn about why Paris was an "immense workshop of putrefaction," take the most horrifying raft ride of all time, get Gothic and emo with a spicy lady named Germaine, and ponder whose day that small newsie boy just ruined.
Along the way, I mess up the same joke twice, tell an inappropriate story, and make us all do a thought experiment that, in retrospect, might not have been necessary.
What did those three brothers do? When is the best time to take an unexpected hunting trip? What happens if your bird goes to hell? We'll discuss. And, we'll have a Merrrrrrry Christmas in the Languedoc. Two of them; two Merrrrrry Christmases. Yay!
I swear, I'm fine. All of this is healthy.
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Friday Jul 08, 2022
Toulouse-Lautrec Ep 1: But, First... A Tale of French Lineage in Three Acts
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Friday Jul 08, 2022
Before we begin the Toulouse-Lautrec journey, we of course need a 5 hour fever dream of French history. It only took me one episode in this series for me to lose my mind, so that's pretty exciting :)
Act I: Entirely Too Many Louis
Act II: Little Internal Structures
Act III: It's a Family Affair
Primary Sources
Toulouse-Lautrec: A Life, by Julia Frey
Toulouse-Lautrec, by Gerstile Mack
Toulouse-Lautrec, by Henri Perruchot
The Unpublished Correspondence of Toulouse-Lautrec
A History of France, by John Julius Norwich
A History of France, by Joseph Bergman
The Industrial Revolution in France (1815-1848), by Arthur Louis Dunham
Dawn of the Belle Epoque, by Mary McCauliffe
Fashioning the Bourgeoise, by Phillip Perrot
The Art of Cuisine, by Maurice Joyant and Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Frida Kahlo Ep 7 of 7: Viva la Vida
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
In the Frida finale, we alternate between having lots of fun and exploring the cavernous depths of human suffering. But we also have fun? If you're here at the end, thank you so, so much for taking this entire weird journey with me. This really has been a life-changing project for me. Seriously, though, we will have some fun. Also, it gets sad. Like, really sad.
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Frida Kahlo Ep 6 of 7: Parrots, Turkeys, and Russian Roosters...Oh My!
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
Wednesday Feb 10, 2021
In what was supposed to be the finale, but instead turned into the episode before the finale, we learn quite a bit. Really, we learn too much. About neckerchiefs, turkeys, monotheism, Val Kilmer, making still life paintings look like porn, broken columns and wounded deer, and the Golden Age of Mexican Cinema. Along the way, Frida puts it on a German guy, takes a surprising new job, decorates a pulqueria, and makes a desperate choice when it comes to her health.
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Frida Kahlo Ep 5 of 7: до свида́ния
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
Tuesday Jun 09, 2020
The episode that broke me.
11/28 update: two-parter finale is on the way soon. Apologies for the delay, it's been a crazy few months and anything under 4 hours for the finale would've been a crime.
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Frida Kahlo Ep 4 of 7: The Moment You Realize You're Pregnant
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Tuesday Mar 24, 2020
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Frida Kahlo Ep 3 of 7: A Friend Beyond the Glass
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Wednesday Feb 12, 2020
Thursday Jan 02, 2020
Frida Kahlo Ep 2 of 7: Meet the Kahlos
Thursday Jan 02, 2020
Thursday Jan 02, 2020
How many daughters is too many daughters? What do you do with the extra ones? Is it ok to cause an old man to fall down a flight of stairs? What if he wasn’t your intended target? We’ll explore all of this and more as we get to know a growing family.
Sunday Dec 01, 2019
Sunday Dec 01, 2019
Sunday Sep 29, 2019
Caravaggio Ep 8 of 8: A Baroque'n Man on the Run (Part 2)
Sunday Sep 29, 2019
Sunday Sep 29, 2019
The Don Pepe Incident, a story about Lucy we’d all like to forget, nerd-ceremonies, and a complicated reunion. Then, things get really, really fancy. We’re finally wrapping up our story in the only way it’ll let us…weirdly.
Caravaggio breaks out of prison to reach the one person who will help him. He also makes more bad decisions, paints some stuff, hits the club, and pays the price.
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